So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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