weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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