i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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