Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You work out of a Hotel?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize