Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
