Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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