is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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