This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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