I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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