I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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