okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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