Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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