Duck Duck Cougar?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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