So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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