My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
