he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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