A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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