Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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