I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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