Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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