i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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