She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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