He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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