Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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