Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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