I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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