I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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