Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize