i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I lost the right to judge tonight
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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