Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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