Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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