You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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