I think I am morally bankrupt
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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