She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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