the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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