If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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