your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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