OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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