he shaved USA in his pubs
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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