I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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