ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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