Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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