so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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