So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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