You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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