We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
