Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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