i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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