im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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