Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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