he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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