i don't plan on having that self control this summer
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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