HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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