"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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