"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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